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❝ Why is everyone talking about their swords?
I feel left out… maybe I should go get one! ❞

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❝ Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you are hot and I want s'more. ❞

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❝ Your body is 65% water… and I’m thirsty ❞

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❝ Do you need an inhaler? ‘Cause you got that ASS ma! ❞

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❝ Hey sis, you’ve got something on your chest… my eyes. ❞

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❝ I bet I can make you as hard as all that plate armor you’re wearing… ❞