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dragonsveins:

a fe14 alternate universe where they’re all literally contestants in family feud

  • Kamui is the host
  • Sakura and Mikoto are the priestesses that say oddly sexual answers and Kamui yells at them
  • Marx is the guy who says something really specific/obscure and is surprised when it’s not one of the answers on the board
  • Garon tries to fistfight Mikoto and Ryoma so he gets escorted out and replaced with one of the Nohrian sibling’s subordinates
  • Camilla accidentally turns around during the final round and sees all the previous answers
  • Takumi accidentally slaps the table instead of the buzzer and Leon gets to answer first
  • Leon can’t answer because he’s too busy laughing and Takumi gets the first answer anyway
  • Ryoma answers questions with answers that aren’t even valid. i.e.: “Name something that has the word ‘soda’ in it.” “Sparkling water.”
  • Hinoka and Elise are the only sane ones and usually get the final answer to clear the board

(〃・ิ‿・ิ)ゞ

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            ❝ Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you are hot and I want s'more. ❞


(〃・ิ‿・ิ)ゞ

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            ❝ Your body is 65% water… and I’m thirsty 


〃・ิ‿・ิ)ゞ

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            ❝ Do you need an inhaler? ‘Cause you got that ASS ma! ❞

Drop (〃・ิ‿・ิ)ゞ in my inbox for a pickup line from my muse to yours


(〃・ิ‿・ิ)ゞ ;)

wyvxrnism:

Pickup Lines wink wonk

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     You, me, handcuffs, rope.
          Sisters ought to bond well. ♥⎦

grimaed:

nxhrprincess

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      I-I’m so sorry!! 

     Rapidly do the once unblemished cheeks stain themselves with a crimson hue, a frantic nature brought to light. He fidgets – drawing a blank, and once it all settles in, he’s quick to bow his head in respect, eyes squeezing shut as words fumble out of his mouth.

     “ I had… no idea I was in the presence of royalty !!
        I deeply apologize for my crude behavior, your highness! 

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            ❝ Apology… not accepted… ❞

♔ Elise narrowed her eyes and glared at the young man. She did not break eye contact—
     not even to blink— as she pointed her stave towards him. Elise raised her eyebrows
     and gave the stranger an evil grin, which progressed into an evil yet overly dramatic
     laugh, which finally progressed into Elise’s real, hearty laugh.

            ❝ I’m kidding! I’m just kidding! I got you good though, didn’t I?? ❞


(〃・ิ‿・ิ)ゞ (t HIS IS INCEST)

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            ❝ Hey sis, you’ve got something on your chest… my eyes. ❞


(〃・ิ‿・ิ)ゞ

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            ❝ I bet I can make you as hard as all that plate armor you’re wearing… ❞


“You look beautiful tonight”

Your muse sees mine in a lovely dress. Send “You look beautiful tonight” for my muse’s reaction.

♔ Elise’s eyes widened at the compliment. It was strange, especially coming from one of
     her family’s major rivals. It was good, though— it made her heart skip a beat, her face
     flush with hot red hues— but it was strange. Elise couldn’t recall a time when she had
     been called beautiful by someone other than her family or close friends. Sweet, cute,
     precious, maybe… but never beautiful. It was a strange, yet lovely feeling.

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            ❝ Th– Thank you… Prince Ryoma! ❞